If all the college/teenage girls out there put as much determination and dedication into their studies as they did into wearing as strategically little clothing as possible on Halloween, I truly think the world would be a better place. It's been raining all day and started snowing a few hours ago...and they're STILL out there, flouncing and tottering around in their abhorrent miniskirts and fishnet stockings and high heels. Look, I don't think guys will find you attractive when they discover you have frostbite. Furthermore, do you really want the kind of guys who are drawn to you because of what you are (not) wearing?
Sheesh...sometimes, I'm ashamed to be a girl.
