Me: Well, it's really sad because...well, first of all, the boy Andy--he's the owner of all the toys--is growing up.
Dad: Uh huh...
Me: Well, since he's growing up, he doesn't really play with his toys anymore, so they miss him.
Dad: Okay...
Me: Well, he's also going away to college...so he has to decide which toy to take with him and which toys to leave behind...
Dad: *blank look*
Me: I mean, wasn't it hard for you when you had to decide what stuff to bring to college? Or like when you moved to America?
Dad: I didn't play with toys.
Me: Okay, well weren't you sad when you left home??
Dad: I was sad, yes. But I didn't cry.
-_- Never mind.