*bong bong bong* footsteps up the stairs
*shuffle shuffle* across the hallway
*creeeeak* kitchen cabinet opening
*rustle rustle rustle* rifling through miscellaneous snack bags
pause
*creeeeak* *clonk* kitchen cabinet closing
*shuffle shuffle* back across the hallway
*bong bong bong* footsteps down the stairs
pause
*munch munch munch munch munch* in my bed
As told by a disgruntled Mom in the morning.
Teeheehee. :) And although it's been several years now, in the midst of my midnight-snack escapades I can still hear, clear as day, A's low exasperated voice going, "Jennifer, you're such a fattie."